Political Systems

This was posted from a private website of which I am a member. Those who know, know. Otherwise, it's still funy.

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

American Democracy/Capitalism: You have two cows. You convince the rest of the world that the milk from YOUR cows is much "cooler" than the milk from anyone elses cows and sell it to them for an outrageously marked-up price.

Free web servers

My current host for the Anarchy Is Not chaos forum and my currently contentless web page is slow and buggy. The price however is exactly what I can afford right now: Free. But the performance isn't worth the price. Any of y'all out there that know of a decent free server, could you point me at 'em? I'm not entirely averse to advertising requirements, so long as they don't clutter up the whole page or use popups.

"Glorious" war. How to get away with murder, American Style.

Watch
this. Now tell me this is a just war... Oh, and isn't it nice how our government "allows" one weapon per household in a country torn by war? What nice, democratic looting sons of bitches!

Nuremburg's gonna be a full house, this time, and the defendents goose stepping to "hail to the chief" isn't gonna make a damn bit of difference. Heil Bush.